what i have learned from living in a dorm run by NUNS....
by Holy Victory on Monday, November 30, 2009 at 10:33pm
What Ive learned from living in SRLH dorm:
..dorm girls are not saints
..you can never have too many persons in 2 beds
(max. 10)
..guys you meet in restobars (e.g. halo,brix) are
not boyfriend material
..always put warning signs on your water bottle,
you never know when some dehydrated dormmate
will get it
..listen to your parents, most of the time they're
right
..not all food in the refectory looks edible
..charge your phone's batt even when it's not
empty yet, you don't want your battery dead in the
middle of the night while you're texting with your
crush/bf
..befriend the guard and portresses (comes with
added benefits)
..be as bad as you want to be, but remember to
put up a face when the sisters are around
.."sleeping over at a relative's house" is always a
good excuse for a girl's night-out
..when the nuns are away, the boarders and the
auxi's will play
..duplicate your room key, you never know when
you'll accidentally lock your room and you'll have
to go to sis.jo for a duplicate key, costing you P10
..you can always borrow something from someone
most of the time (except of course.. underwear!)
..befriend the manyak-looking cook (advantages:
extra food, food even when you're late for dinner
time)
..most dorm girls are girlfriend material
..boys are always a favorite topic among dorm girls
which leads of course to......
..the early bird gets the worm, the late bird gets all
the extra food
..you learn to do lotsa things when the TV is off
(e.g. yoga, tai chi crocheting)
..putting up a sari-sari store in a dorm is always
lucrative business although prohibited
..birthdays are always celebrated by the whole
dorm or the whole floor
..there are ghosts in dorms, they call you late at
night when you're cramming for an exam.
..don't stay up too late
..radios are a must to ebb the boredom away
..pancit canton cooked in hot water makes for a
good midnight snack
..you have ants, etc. for pets especially when you
got lotsa food around
..theres always someone who listens to your
stories no matter how boring they are
..wash your clothes and hang them in the fire exit
..the rooftop is a great party place, its like 4 floors
away from the sisters cloister..
..fire exits dont save you from the fire.. youll die
trying to escape the fire.. hehe! naka-lock eh
..you get some training in acting when the sisters
call you to ask why you did not ask for permission
when you slept out..
..dorm girls are not saints
..you can never have too many persons in 2 beds
(max. 10)
..guys you meet in restobars (e.g. halo,brix) are
not boyfriend material
..always put warning signs on your water bottle,
you never know when some dehydrated dormmate
will get it
..listen to your parents, most of the time they're
right
..not all food in the refectory looks edible
..charge your phone's batt even when it's not
empty yet, you don't want your battery dead in the
middle of the night while you're texting with your
crush/bf
..befriend the guard and portresses (comes with
added benefits)
..be as bad as you want to be, but remember to
put up a face when the sisters are around
.."sleeping over at a relative's house" is always a
good excuse for a girl's night-out
..when the nuns are away, the boarders and the
auxi's will play
..duplicate your room key, you never know when
you'll accidentally lock your room and you'll have
to go to sis.jo for a duplicate key, costing you P10
..you can always borrow something from someone
most of the time (except of course.. underwear!)
..befriend the manyak-looking cook (advantages:
extra food, food even when you're late for dinner
time)
..most dorm girls are girlfriend material
..boys are always a favorite topic among dorm girls
which leads of course to......
..the early bird gets the worm, the late bird gets all
the extra food
..you learn to do lotsa things when the TV is off
(e.g. yoga, tai chi crocheting)
..putting up a sari-sari store in a dorm is always
lucrative business although prohibited
..birthdays are always celebrated by the whole
dorm or the whole floor
..there are ghosts in dorms, they call you late at
night when you're cramming for an exam.
..don't stay up too late
..radios are a must to ebb the boredom away
..pancit canton cooked in hot water makes for a
good midnight snack
..you have ants, etc. for pets especially when you
got lotsa food around
..theres always someone who listens to your
stories no matter how boring they are
..wash your clothes and hang them in the fire exit
..the rooftop is a great party place, its like 4 floors
away from the sisters cloister..
..fire exits dont save you from the fire.. youll die
trying to escape the fire.. hehe! naka-lock eh
..you get some training in acting when the sisters
call you to ask why you did not ask for permission
when you slept out..
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